Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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