it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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