Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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