Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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