AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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