Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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