i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm really busy with my period
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