Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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