So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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