Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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