I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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