i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
as a side note pls kill me
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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