I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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