you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
