but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
