I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
