The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Can I color on your dick again?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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