Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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