There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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