you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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