Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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