Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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