return my video game
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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