I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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