the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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