I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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