I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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