i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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