HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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