i think my tv is drunk
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
