? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Randomize
