Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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