How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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