sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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