Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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