im drinking this country out of the recession.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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