What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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