I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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