On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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