he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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