No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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