Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
