youre lurking in front of me
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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