exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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