there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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