Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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