How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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