She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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