Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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