I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
how does that bad decision feel?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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