butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
But break dance skills will only take you so far
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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