okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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