TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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