its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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