Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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