So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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