If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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